When I outlined my idea of a Community Question Time for Woking, I had no idea that BBC Question Time would be coming to Woking on April 7. It is the same evening as the Horsell Residents’ Association AGM, which I will be going to instead. It goes without saying that I’m more bothered about dealing with Horsell issues than bearing witness to the ongoing BBC operation to stop the Conservatives winning the general election.
It will, though, be interesting to see who sits on the panel. There are five panellists on QT and the balance is usually one member of each of the political parties, with two extra panellists. Here’s my tips for the best choices:
Conservatives
Best Choice: Phillip Hammond, Michael Gove or Jeremy Hunt from the Conservative front bench team as they are relatively local.
Worst: John Redwood, the BBC having confused Woking with Wokingham.
Labour
Best Choice: Barbara Follet, local government minister, to explain why Surrey’s funding disadvantages it so much and prevents the county’s residents from getting the same level of service enjoyed in Labour-voting areas.
Worst: Jack Straw, because that will show that they just don’t care.
Lib Dem
Best Choice: One of the south London MPs – Ed Davey, Susan Kremer or Vince Cable.
Worst: Sarah Teather, same reason as Jack Straw.
The two other panellists usually consist of either two left-wingers or one left-winger and a right-winger who’s easily dismissed by the BBC illuminati as extreme (eg Peter Hitchins, Melanie Phillips, Richard Littlejohn). I feel we need a Muslim panellist to reflect Woking’s population and the fact that it was among the first places in Britain to have a settled Muslim population. Among other choices could be Harry Hill, Eric Clapton, Delia Smith or Paul Weller. I’d be interested in Zac Goldsmith or Jonathon Porritt being on the panel to say what they think of Woking’s environmental agenda.
More likely though, we’ll get someone from a left-leaning think tank and a silly actor who doesn’t know anything about Woking and lives in London. Hopefully, I’m wrong.